A Eulogy for My Old Latin Teacher, Roger Terence Davies
![]() |
RTD, in his later years |
The great Mark O'Gorman, aka the One and Only Markoi, has asked me to say a few words about Roger Davies and so, of course, I must obey.
For duty, duty must be done
The rule
applies to everyone
Though
painful though that duty be
To shirk
the task, oh fiddledee!
![]() |
A much younger RTD |
What do I remember most about Roger’s teaching?
Of course, dull and stupid people often say that Latin is a dead language. In reply to this poisonous
platitude, Roger would snap back straight away and he would say that you might as well say that Beethoven is
dead music, or that Michelangelo is dead art or that Shakespeare is dead
literature.
Now you might perhaps ask, “Why bother to learn
anything about the past?” Well, this is a eulogy, not a philosophy lecture, but
Roger had the great teacher’s ability to make the past come alive, to make it
understandable and above all to make it interesting, to make it fun. I
remember, as a teenager, how disappointed I was to learn that they no longer
speak Latin in Latin America.
But whether he was discussing Pliny’s account of
the eruption of Vesuvius or Sallust’s pen portrait of that naughty lady
Sempronia, Roger breathed into Latin his inimitable enthusiasm and his lively
sense of fun. Even old exam papers were good for a laugh because they produced
some memorable mistranslations. For example, Pliny’s letter about the suicide
of the lady Arria had pugionem sumpsit
wrongly rendered as “she drank the dagger” and navem piscatorem conduxit was mistranslated “she hired a drunken sailor”.
RTD was particularly good at silly jokes and
ridiculous rhymes that made things stick in your memory. The principal parts of
the verb fero, feri, tuli, latum – to
lift, to remove or destroy – will always remain in my mind as “the dustbin
verb”. Intermingled with Latin grammar would be RTD’s comments about bottom
pinchers in Rome (ladies should avoid the bus-stop outside the Coliseum). When
describing his trip to Pompeii, Roger told how he climbed to the top of Mount
Vesuvius, where there was an Italian ice-cream seller loudly shouting, “Gelati!
Gelati!”
Roger loved poetry and I am sure that his spirit
was glad to hear some verses in Latin today, at his memorial service. Roger was
very good at explaining the different metres used by the Roman poets. Who could
ever forget what a hexameter sounds like, with RTD’s memorable example?
Down in a
deep dark cave sat an old cow chewing a fruit gum?
Humour was an essential part of Roger’s teaching. I was not at all surprised when he invited me to see a production of A Funny Thing Happened on the Way to the Forum because funny things were always happening in our Latin lessons.
![]() |
RTD, in thespian mode |
Roger’s generosity often took the form of taking his students to the theatre. RTD, Markoi and I were in the audience for a memorable performance of Move Over, Mrs Markham. In the interval, we met one of the actors in the bar and he said, “It’s you, isn’t it? I told the rest of the cast, there are some chaps in the front row who laugh at every single dirty joke.” Oh, the benefits of a public school education!
![]() |
The jacket he wore in "The Ghost Train"? |
Something
appealing,
Something
appalling,
Something
for everyone,
A comedy
tonight!
If bar
drinks go metric, then I hope it will be schooner rather than litre.
Food was another hobby of this bon vivant, this arbiter elegantiae. Roger loved good food because it was an
occasion for good company and humour. There used to be an Italian restaurant in
Hartley Wintney, Tullio’s, and maybe
it is still there. Of course, Roger went there often and the lady who owned the
restaurant told me that her customers would ask her, “Is Roger coming in
tonight? Is Roger going to be there?” I think that says a lot about RTD’s
character, about his friendly and chatty nature.
Last year I was teaching in southern China and I
had to do an extra-curricular activity for my Chinese students. I could not be
bothered to do a Chess Club again (sorry, James Pratt). I certainly did not
want to do anything vaguely sporting, so instead I offered Latin. Yes, once
more I found that in the Cambridge Latin Course, Caecilius is still in horto. By the way, Grumio is still
doing the cooking and that naughty dog Cerberus continues to enjoy barking and
jumping onto tables. Metella, of course, is still a matrona Romana and a grumpy old hag.
![]() |
Metella, Caecilius's dear wife |
For me, this was a rather strange experience, doing something I had not for more than forty years, like switching on a time machine. It was almost like listening to Roger’s voice once more and I even found myself leaning my head over to one side and putting two fingers on my neck. How strange that I was teaching things that RTD had taught me, forty years later and on the other side of the world!
![]() |
Roger with his hands full |
There were two mice and they were in the
kitchen, about to eat some cheese. Suddenly the cat appears and so the mice
have to run for their hole. The mice just get to their hole in time and one
mouse turn to the other one and says, “Wow! That was close. The cat nearly
caught us.” Then they hear woof! Woof! Meow! Meow! Woof! Woof! Then silence. So
the first mouse turn to the second mouse and says, “I know what happened. The
dog has come along and chased the cat away. Now we can go out and eat the
cheese.” So the two mice go out and they are just about to start eating the
cheese when the cat jumps out and kills them both. And just as the cat is
eating the last piece of mouse, the cat smiles and says, “You know, it’s a
wonderful thing to be able to speak a foreign language.”
Ladies and gentlemen, I would like to propose a
toast, to Roger Terence Davies, RTD, the Rather Tubby Dinosaur. God bless him!
Comments
Post a Comment