A Reply to Nicholas
Dear Nicholas,
I had
not heard from you for a while and in fact my dear Irisha said, “You really
must write to Nicholas!” Then your splendid letter arrived on Friday, brightening
up what would otherwise have been a rather gloomy day!
Peter Adams, blog photographer |
That
young Adams fellow seems to be suffering from a severe attack of Labor Scholasticus, a most serious disease that poor
and unfortunate prep school masters are prone to get, from time to time.
Fortunately, it is not contagious!
Well,
my dear chap, it was excellent to read about your musical migrations. Yes, I am
indeed planning to invite you to come to Bulgaria again, if you do feel up to
the challenge. Flying from the UK to Bulgaria is not really any more difficult
that getting from the depths of Cornwall to Canterbury! In fact, it might even
be cheaper, as there are heaps of bargain flights to Sofia.
Zlatka and Irena, at the garden fence |
However,
it is difficult to think about inviting people to Kalotina because there are
going to be a lot of things that need to be done over the summer, in order to
prepare for the Bulgarian winter. Okay, it is quite short, but winters in
Bulgaria can be seriously and severely snowy. The delightful Zlatka, our
next-door neighbor, informed us that a year or two ago there was one metre of
snow in Kalotina. When I was teaching at the British School in Bucharest, we
went to Kalotina for Christmas and at night the temperature got down to minus
25C! Not surprisingly, our pipes froze and we had no water for the rest of the
holiday. Well, we hope that we will not have any more difficulties with frozen
pipes because we have had a thick layer of insulation added to the external
walls.
Yevgenny, Irisha, Mamulichka and Zlatka (left to right) |
My
in-laws are getting a bit ancient, so Irena wants me to come with her to the
Crimea this summer. I am not even sure whether this will in fact be possible,
as relations between the UK and Russia are not too good at the moment. It is
not easy to get a Russian visa if you have a British passport and it certainly
is not cheap! Flights are also a headache because you have to go through Moscow.
We used to be able to fly from Sofia to Istanbul and then to Simferopol in the
Crimea, but Turkish Airlines no longer fly that route. Bother!
At
the moment we are doing something ghastly called CIS Accreditation. This is
supposed to stand for “Council of International Schools” and accreditation is a
bit like the dreaded OFSTED. (As you probably know, OFSTED stands for Overpaid
F*****s Shafting Teachers Every Day.) Actually, I think that CIS stands for
“Completely Irrelevant Silliness” or maybe “Clever International Swindle”. It
really is a load of old tommyrot. As well as CIS meetings, we now have meetings about CIS,
meetings for CIS and extra CIS meetings. Yes, I have had to leave my class with my
assistant, instead of taking them for a lesson, and go to a silly meeting
instead. You think that you are going to have a “free” lesson, so you can do
some marking, but guess what? You discover that you have got yet another meeting. (My dear chap, I really do need to retire!)
Brexit.
This dreadful wrangling never seems to end and how much is it all going to
cost? As for Northern Ireland and the Republic, how can you have a border that
is not a border? Teresa May’s majority is pretty thin and she relies on the
Unionists to prop up her government. I think that anything that is acceptable
to the Irish Republic and / or Brussels probably will be vetoed by the
Unionists! Then there is the slump in the value of the pound against the euro and
the dollar, which is going to lead to a lot of inflation in the UK. House
prices in and around London were already absurdly high, but foreigners have
seen prices go down (if you have dollars or euros) while the locals just cannot
afford to live anywhere near the capital.
The
big piece of news is that I have started to write a blog. Just in case you do
not know what that is, Nicholas you old technophobe, a blog is a sort of online
diary. In some ways it is a bit like writing a column for a newspaper, only it
is on the Internet and not in
print. My
blog has now been going on for three weeks and I have had more than 3,000
“hits”. It also features some excellent photos by our young friend, Peter
Adams!
Another
little problem we are going to have will be shifting all of our bits and pieces
from China to BG. That is not going to be cheap, I think.
Best
wishes from the Middle Kingdom,
Simon
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