The London Water Closet
One of the quirks of the English language (or maybe of English people) is that we sometimes say exactly the opposite of what a word actually means. "Gay" really means happy, joyful and free of care. Whose smart idea was it to call a wild area of the countryside, the royal property of William the Conqueror nearly a thousand years ago, the "New" Forest? Just in case you did not know, I went to a slightly posh public (i.e. private) school called Lord Wandsworth College. Little Lord Wandsworth Had a college in Hants. He had silken trousers And marble pants. Although the front gates look absurdly pretentious, the reality is that going to LWC in the 1970s was a pretty horrible experience. The food was awful, as school food usually is, I hated competitive sport (and there was plenty of that) and the college was way out in the countryside, miles from anywhere. My mother could never have afforded the outrageous school fees, but my father (a hea...