The London Water Closet
Colditz! Just in case you did not know, I went to a slightly posh public (i.e. private) school called Lord Wandsworth College. Little Lord Wandsworth Had a college in Hants. He had silken trousers And marble pants. Actually, going to LWC was a pretty horrible experience. The food was awful, as school food usually is, I hated competitive sport (and there was plenty of that) and the college was out in the countryside, miles from anywhere. First, there was Junior House, aka Colditz. The BBC series of The Colditz Story was on TV at more or less the time when I was an inmate at J.H., so the two are inextricably linked in my memory. So why am I writing about it? Why was I so pleased to join the WhatsApp group for the LWC class of '77? (Yes, 1977. That is when I finally left the august portal of Lord W.) The Lower and Upper Sixth were not quite so dreadful, I suppose, and at last I could indulge my mental curiosity with the academic subjects that I found interesting: Hi...